Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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