what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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