I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
You made out with two different species that night
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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