he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
After tacos, we're chasing women.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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