why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
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She's the barista slut.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
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I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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