I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
