But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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