wat bout pragnant strippers??
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize