You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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