3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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