What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
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He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm way too hungover for life right now
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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