What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Can I color on your dick again?
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You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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