the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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Can you bring me the toilet please
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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