school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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