My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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