Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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