you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
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Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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