The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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