Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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