Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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