To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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