**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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