He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
do herpes really smell.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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