Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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