How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
