If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize