its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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