I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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