he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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