Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
His hands were made for my vagina.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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