Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I just saw a hot homeless man
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
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My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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