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The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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