my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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