if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
We were destined to go to rehab together
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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