if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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