i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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