is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
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the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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