You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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