We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
She's JV to your varsity
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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