ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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