I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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