when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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