This is not my ceiling
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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