and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
