he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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