im drinking this country out of the recession.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
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I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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