You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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