Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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