Need sex. Gaining weight.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
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Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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