i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Alive.
So much puke
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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