she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
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How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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